ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
Too much neglect and too much slacking off has gone on for far too long. Not a day longer!
2019 is going to be a selfish year. My time will be invested on improving and reinventing myself.
From tomorrow onwards..
- Early to bed & early to rise
- High-Intensity Interval Training at the Barbarian gym
- No non-veg
- No alcohol
- & last but by no means the least..(wait for it..)
- MEDI-effin'-TATION, to awaken my 'Kundalini' and all the 'Chakras', biatch \m/
(By the end of the first week..)
Inner voice : Why the hell are you not going to the gym man?
Yours Truly : Oh, I am afraid if I start working out, I'll be too sexy. That's why ;)
Inner voice : Hmm. I see. And what about "awakening the Kundalini" and all that jazz..
Yours Truly : Tried that but frankly speaking, it's not my cup of tea. With due respect, it's too time-taking, specially for "KarmaYogis" like me.
Inner voice : *cough cough* Yeah, right! And what about the no non-veg pledge? I thought you said you loved animals..
Yours Truly : And I stand by what I said 100%. Of course I leaouve animals. Some of them are so tasty.
Inner voice : Man..you're SO going to hell for putting it that way!
And..wait a minute..what's that Budweiser can doing in your hand, by the way?! Didn't you promise to stay off alcohol..
Yours Truly : Aw come on now..you gotta be kidding me!! Beer kab se alcohol me count hone lagi bhai?! :O (Since when does beer start being counted as alcohol?!) By that logic, quite a few medicines too contain alcohol. So? Ab Insaan dawa bhi na le?? (Is a man supposed to give up medicine too now??)
You know what mate..THAT is precisely why no one listens to your shit. If you had your way, everyone should just roll over and die already.
For your kind information dude, YOLO! Bole to 'Zindagi Milegi Na Dobaara'. So keep calm and keep kaam-se-kaam (mind your own business) okay?
(Over & out!)
And thus endeth yours truly's tryst with New year resolutions. Till the next time ;)
This post is part of a blogtrain hosted by Prerna, Alpana and Vartika & sponsored by Pandora's Box and Recipe Dabba.
I wrote under the prompt 'Gone with the wind - What I say and what I actually do with my new year resolutions'